Thursday, October 9, 2014

Dear Children

My kids are pretty smart. However, they both could really use to learn one specific lesson.

Setting the stage, you are home alone with mom.
Your dad had been out of the house for an extended duration (sometimes minutes, sometimes days).
You have been told at least 46 times to listen, or pick something up, etc.
Your mom looks very, VERY stressed.
Your very near future of life, liberty, and the pursuit of dinner relies solely in the hands of your mother and the next few minutes.

So, when "Who is the boss here, me or you?"

The answer is never, EVER: Daddy. 

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