Addi: Look at my big belly. I am so fat.
Me: Addi, you are NOT fat. Yes, your belly is nice and round because you are growing.
Addi: But look! I have all these wrinkles in it! [squishes her belly all up]
Me: You should never say you are fat. Mommy's belly is big but I don't say I am fat because I think it hurts God's feelings. He makes us just like he wants us.
Addi: Hmm. I guess God makes you eat a lot of food.
I'm glad her Catholic education is doing some good.