Exhibit F: Jay and Addi drive home from swimming lessons, told from Jay's perspective
Addi: Daddy, are you and Mommy going to diet at the same time?
Jay: Yes! Right after Christmas!
Addi: [insert hysterical crying here]
Jay, confused, followed by a light bulb moment when he realized she said DIE... Not diet.
I should really start a fund for this.

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