Overheard at our house this month:

• Who put the diaper rash cream all over the couch?
• What gets Vaseline off flat screen TVs?
• Crap, there's Vaseline IN Sam's nose too?
• Why did you squeeze Mommy's lip gloss into her eye shadow, then paint the bathroom and yourself?
• Why is there gum on the dining room wall? (Duh - the fridge was full.)
• Mommy, did someone poop your pants? (remember, we can only call Addi "Mommy". No one asked ME this. I'm Puppy.)