Monday, December 15, 2008

Overheard at our house this month:

  • Who put the diaper rash cream all over the couch?
  • What gets Vaseline off flat screen TVs?
  • Crap, there's Vaseline IN Sam's nose too?
  • Why did you squeeze Mommy's lip gloss into her eye shadow, then paint the bathroom and yourself?
  • Why is there gum on the dining room wall? (Duh - the fridge was full.)
  • Mommy, did someone poop your pants? (remember, we can only call Addi "Mommy". No one asked ME this. I'm Puppy.)

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